As Republican Senators craft their version of the AHCA bill — better known as Trumpcare — in secrecy, the waiting can be frustrating.
The Democrats don’t know what’s in it. The White House doesn’t know what’s in it. Even the House GOP, which passed its own version of the AHCA earlier this year, doesn’t know what’s in it.
And that has House GOP staffers reaching for strained metaphors, like this one unearthed by a reporter for the conservative Independent Journal Review: