Selecting Donald Trump’s cabinet made up of footballers, coaches

Donald Trump is the president-elect of the United States of America after defeating Hillary Clinton in in the just concluded US presidential elections.

He has the next two months to decide those who will make up his cabinet and assist in his executive duties.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Trump’s cabinet would include the Vice President and the heads of 15 executive departments — the Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs, as well as the Attorney General.

This is probably what Trump’s cabinet would probably look like if he decided to pick footballers join him in governance;

Vice President – Rui Faria

Has been a faithful assistant to Jose Mourinho since his Porto days. Ryan Giggs had to leave Manchester United in the summer because Faria was going to be number two again.

Rui Faria

Rui Faria

Secretary of Agriculture – Micheal Owen

The man rares horses which is enough for him to be in charge of agriculture though horses and farming have little in common.

Own as a Manchester United player

Own as a Manchester United player

Secretary of Commerce – Paul Pogba 

His commercial power is enough that he has already repaid his huge $120m transfer fee with shirt sales. He would add some dubbing and swag to Trump’s reign.

Paul Pogba

Paul Pogba

Secretary of Defense – Thiago Silva 

Who can marshall a defense better than PSG captain Thiago Silva who is regarded by many as the best defender in the world.

Thiago Silva (PSG)

PSG captain Thiago Silva

Secretary of Education – Frank Lampard

At Chelsea, an IQ test was administered and it was reported that Lampard had an IQ of above 150, which would place him amongst the most intelligent 0.1 percent of the world’s population.

Frank Lampard

Frank Lampard

Secretary of Energy – N’Golo Kante

This man can run for 120 minutes at the same speed. HE will provide the whole of America with boundless energy without breaking a sweat.

N'Golo Kante

N’Golo Kante

Secretary of Health and Human Services – Jack Wilshere

Comical isn’t it? With his frequent visits to doctors due to injuries, Wilshere must have learnt a thing or two hence he is the perfect option to be in charge of health.

Jack Wilshere of Arsenal celebrates a goal against Aston Villa with Serge Gnabry

Jack Wilshere of Arsenal celebrates a goal against Aston Villa with Serge Gnabry

Secretary of Homeland Security – Massimo Allegri 

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Always animated on the touchline and looks like someone who is in charge of the security detail of a man whose life is always in danger.

Massimo Allegri

Massimo Allegri

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – Lionel Messi

His house is shaped like a football field from the top, is designed like a soccer ball and is built like his shirt number; 10. Without doubt the best candidate for the job.

Lionel Messi

Lionel Messi

Secretary of Interior – Paul Scholes

Little is know about his personal life as he keeps it out of the media. He could do so with the affairs within the USA.

Paul Scholes in his final season with Manchester United

Paul Scholes in his final season with Manchester United

Secretary of Labour – Jurgen Klopp

According to rumours, Klopp makes his players run the extra-mile in training and he once said his style of play involved whact is called ghengenpressing which involves a lot of hard work.

Jurgen Klopp reacts to Europa League final loss

Jurgen Klopp

Secretary of State – Pavel Nedved

Is there a better club representative in world football than Juventus vice-president Nedved who has served on the board. He is also amicable with sporting directors at other clubs.

Pavel Nedved

Pavel Nedved

Secretary of Transportion – Raheem Sterling

The man brings a new car to training every new day of the week which tell you he knows his rides. Perfect to be in charge of transport.

Raheem Sterling

Raheem Sterling

Secretary of Treasury – Obafemi Martins

He knows how to spend his money without listening to advice. The USA has a lot of money, why not let Obafemi Martins spend it for you.

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Obafemi Martins

Secretary of Veteran Affairs – Paolo Maldini

The legendary AC Milan defender played at the top of the game till he was 41 and did so as a real veteran of the game. Francesco Totti might take over if Trump is re-elected though.

Paolo Maldini

Paolo Maldini

Attorney General – Simon Mignolet 

The Liverpool goalie has a degree in law and political science. What else to say?

Simon Mignolet

Simon Mignolet

Congratulation Donald Trump!

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